When Mickey learns they've all forgotten Ben's seventh birthday, the family is forced to put their selfish tendencies aside for one day and throw him the celebration he deserves, which proves way harder than it sounds.
All hell breaks loose, as the kids fight over who will take the master bedroom. Also, Mickey pursues a wealthy businessman (guest star Dave Annable) who quickly discovers that she is not the prize he thought she was.
The Pembertons return to their country club to restore their family reputation, but Mickey gets into a fight with the phony country club ladies and Chip has been demoted from the champion golf foursome.
After Chip gets roped into a scandal, Sabrina leads a School Honor Board trial against him, where he must choose between snitching on his teammates (guest stars JT Neal & Kevin Csolak) or taking the fall. Meanwhile, Alba dents the family Bugatti, with Ben as a witness.
When it seems as though Chip is getting scammed by a girl he met online (guest star Isabella Miko), Mickey tries to teach him how to be a "wolf" vs. a "sheep." Meanwhile, Sabrina is scared that her boyfriend (guest star Andy Favreau) is beginning to mirror Jimmy's ways and she plans an intervention.
The tables are turned when a cyber bully (guest star Corina Boettger) targets Sabrina, leading Mickey to come up with a plan for revenge. Meanwhile, Jimmy teaches Chip and Ben how to be self-sufficient, resulting in a painful disaster
Mickey's poor parenting skills are only made worse when a popular kid (guest star Griffin Gluck) in Chip's class comes to the house for a sleepover. Meanwhile, Mickey and Alba try to tame Ben's fear of monsters.
Sabrina tells Mickey she wants to augment her figure, so Mickey decides the best way to dissuade her from doing so is to do a test-run in public. Meanwhile, Jimmy takes Chip and Ben to a baseball game to teach them how to be more masculine.
Life in the Pemberton mansion gets even more chaotic when the kids catch a pair of intruders (guest stars Tricia O'Kelley & Laird MacIntosh) trying to break in. Then, Mickey tries to protect the kids in a case of mistaken identity.